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Elsie
is a lovely creature, In every graceful line and feature, But always from her upturned nose, The slightest bit of moisture flows, You'd think that after licking salt, She'd realize this social fault, But, no, not Elsie --- 'neath her hide, She's just another cow inside! |
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In Hollywood, she was welcomed by a brass band and such luminaries as Kay Francis, Spencer Tracy, Frank Sinatra and John Wayne. During the welcoming speech made by Miss Frances, Elsie seemingly tried to steal the spotlight by stepping on the well-known actress' toes. Elsie's manager and traveling companion Lee Boyce (who fed and raised her on the finest grasses back in Brookfield) repeatedly kicked the cow in the shins but without results. After the actress squealed once and again with pain, Boyce realized that he had been kicking the wrong shin! Both actresses regained their composure and continued with the festivities. Thanks, Elsie, for putting Brookfield on the map! |